Monday, January 26, 2009
"Call Me Madam"
I guess I'm the girl nobody remembers. - Alicia Huberman, played by Ingrid Bergman in "Notorious"
Well, just as Bergman and the silver screen will never let us forget Alicia, one ol' Cowtown madam is also on her way to staying remembered:
During a colorful period long ago, part of Cowtown was once known as "Hell's Half Acre". Cowboys and gamblers frequented this raunchy section of real estate and it was only natural that brothels were part of the scene.
In the local historical boneyard, Oakwood Cemetery, there is a plot section of "soiled doves", and it is there a new marker was recently erected to Mary Porter, called the "Heidi Fleiss" of Cowtown.
Along with Jessie Reeves and Josie Belmont, Porter ran a first-rate "sporting house" and all three brothels were within a block of each other, around Rusk Street which is now known as Commerce Street. It's been speculated that Butch Cassidy and the Hole in the Wall gang frequented Ms. Porter's establishment, as well as that of another madam named Porter - Fanny Porter, who owned a high class brothel in San Antonio, and of no relation to Mary.
Today, instead of gambling back rooms and houses of ill-repute, this section of downtown now only "sports" a convention center and fancy new hotels. Walking around downtown Cowtown during my lunch hour, I tend to forget how much history surrounds me. Fortunately, downtown still has some quaint old buildings that progress (nudged along with the hard fist of the local historical society) has allowed to remain. Houses of prostitution, however, are no longer officially on the tax roles.
Thanks to "Al" for reminding me I wanted to commemorate infamous Mary Porter with a blogpost.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
A Little Story
There once was a small Texas country town we'll call "Germania" for simplicity.
Nearly all the citizens of Germania could trace their family roots to the same European locale and cultural history. Three religions thrived in Germania: Lutheran, Catholic and Protestant, though the Lutheran church boasted the largest congregation.
Germanians knew the value of neighborliness and friendliness and found many ways in which to celebrate these values. Friendships were known to span generations; knowing you could depend on the loyalty of a neighbor and a friend was absolute.
Mr. Brown ran the local grocery store, while the Nilsson's hardware store had been a Main Street fixture forever and ol' Willie Munsch could always be counted on to keep your tractor or your car finely tuned and humming. The continuity of community in Germania was a given; looking out for your neighbor was an unwritten code in the city charter. If a farmer's crops didn't make in a season and the family was short on cash, the local merchants could carry them a while on their books, knowing that as soon as money was flowing again, the debt would be quickly paid. No interest, no credit bureau reporting, just a man's word and a handshake the only requirements.
Days passed in organized calendar fashion; the Christmas pageants, the celebrations of Independence, Veterans, and Memorial days - all had their special communal rituals that anchored the families and preserved their common history.
One day a new super store went up in a nearby neighboring city - one a little larger and younger than Germania. Prices were cheap (as was the quality of the offered goods, though most shoppers were willing to overlook much in the name of a bargain).
Folks from Germania began to fall prey to the lure of the super store glitz and less and less sales were made in the local shops. Who wanted toothpaste choices limited to only two brands?
One by one the local merchants in Germania closed their doors, unable to compete with all those bright yellow smiley-faced goods and wide white aisles. The grand old buildings along Main Street fell into disrepair, city tax coffers collected dust instead of coins. Young people couldn't make a living and began the exodus to bright lights and glamorous jobs.
Nothing remains the same forever.
A few old-timers still live in Germania and new retirees with lots of discretionary income are finding the vacant old homes perfect for remodeling, the craftsmanship and construction unmatched in today's fast and cheap housing. Like an anemic Phoenix, Germania may rise to a tiny re-birth, but it's only an illusion of the old way of living.
The neighboring city has grown and fast-food has pushed out the small family-owned cafes. No one calls you by name, no one cares. Food stamps are the only escape from down-on-your-luck empty pantries; old Mr. Brown has long been buried in the small hilltop Lutheran cemetery.
Small town America once practiced a certain kind of socialism, though no one ever called it that or probably even saw it as such. It was the best kind of socialism - steeped in community values and inter-dependence. Merchants extended credit when it was needed, they bought their goods locally where available. Citizens patronizing local stores resulted in a circle of commerce that was dependable and prosperous.
Makes me melancholy to drive through these old Texas towns and see the decline in a lifestyle that wasn't perfect, but was surely more nurturing and sustaining than the fast anonymous cities we inhabit today.

You Gotta Love It...
Found this quote on the last page of this month's Forbes magazine and I had to share, it's too good:
The reason most people sweat is so they will not catch fire while they are making love.
Don Rose
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Pine Needle Bears
A few months ago I blogged about Richard Carpenter, the artist that handmade the awesome pine needle bear.
He emailed me today with an update to his website. I can't imagine having the patience to create one of his bears...
The moose antler carvings are really cool, too. Go look!
He emailed me today with an update to his website. I can't imagine having the patience to create one of his bears...
The moose antler carvings are really cool, too. Go look!
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Newly Found Blogger
A Texan, of course!
Found Aquaria while searching book cover images with Fabio, and wow, this is a great blog!
Don't let the Fabio reference keep you from stopping by her place. Most of her posts are far more serious.
Warning: if you are a uber conservatiive, Rampaging PMS might not be your Shiner Bach, but dang I love reading feisty Texas woman writers who remind me of my adored Molly Ivins.
Ya'll stop by and say Pattie sent ya.
Found Aquaria while searching book cover images with Fabio, and wow, this is a great blog!
Don't let the Fabio reference keep you from stopping by her place. Most of her posts are far more serious.
Warning: if you are a uber conservatiive, Rampaging PMS might not be your Shiner Bach, but dang I love reading feisty Texas woman writers who remind me of my adored Molly Ivins.
Ya'll stop by and say Pattie sent ya.
Why Do I Read?
Whisky Prajer has set my wheels turning with his latest post and book reviews.
As early as I can recall, I have had a love affair with books and expect to until the end of my days. I read anything and everything (just about), but do I choose reading material with a lofty purpose in mind - such as expanding knowledge, or gaining wisdom?
Not consciously at any rate.
Alas, my reading habits have the tendency to mirror my dietary addictions; I just crave losing myself in dimestore trashy heaven. More whipped cream on that malted, please, and pass down that new Kathy Reichs'.
Upon further reflection, I wonder...can't most of us 'fess up to being closet readers of some type of malnourishing unredemptive literature? Those bad-for-you Mass Market Paperbacks in the fiction aisle. (Hear that hiss?)
On those days when work has been a tedious, minutiae of crap, the last thing I want to do is to delve into some deep internal cleansing lofty tome that is good for my brain and my colon. The late and great David Halberstam may be a PPW (Pulitzer Prize Winner), but it's like cutting my little toenail into the quick when I try to read his stuff. It's akin to taking my vitamins - I know it's good for me to read someone like Halberstam, but my throat and likewise my brain goes into lockdown mode whenever I try.
I want chocolate, wine, and a hint of raunch! Bring on that Patricia Cornwell, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, or even a rerun of Dame Agatha. Maybe if I am really throwing all pretenses aside, I might be tempted with a Rosemary Rogers or two. Don't knock Sweet Savage Love until you've nibbled a page or two. (I will say that SSL was the best of her bodice-rippers, and I have been disappointed in any of the others - Fabio cover or not.)
Speaking of Rippers, did I tell you the one about...oh, yeah, why I read. (This is part of my problem, I am somewhat ADD in my thought processes.)
Yes, well, on the subject of Rippers, I will sometimes get in a kind of time warp and want to read everything available about a person or place, i.e. Jack, the Ripper. Or, maybe it is Civil War era stories, like Killer Angels.
Hey, I can hold my own at any fisherman's pub on the subject of Captain Kidd.
I always get a bit squirmy when I compare my booklist to someone else's. Then, I get a case of the so-many-books, so-little-time vapors and think I shouldn't be wasting my reading time with junk.
Ahh, well.
If I succumb to my latest medical adventure, don't send flowers; just fill my cowboy style pine coffin with a few McMurtrys, maybe a couple of Victoria Holt's, and perhaps a Tony Hillerman and I'll be set for wherever I land up next.
Oh, I forgot. I want to be cremated and scattered across the Big Bend.
For good measure, you can send those books on now if'n you want.
As early as I can recall, I have had a love affair with books and expect to until the end of my days. I read anything and everything (just about), but do I choose reading material with a lofty purpose in mind - such as expanding knowledge, or gaining wisdom?
Not consciously at any rate.
Alas, my reading habits have the tendency to mirror my dietary addictions; I just crave losing myself in dimestore trashy heaven. More whipped cream on that malted, please, and pass down that new Kathy Reichs'.
Upon further reflection, I wonder...can't most of us 'fess up to being closet readers of some type of malnourishing unredemptive literature? Those bad-for-you Mass Market Paperbacks in the fiction aisle. (Hear that hiss?)
On those days when work has been a tedious, minutiae of crap, the last thing I want to do is to delve into some deep internal cleansing lofty tome that is good for my brain and my colon. The late and great David Halberstam may be a PPW (Pulitzer Prize Winner), but it's like cutting my little toenail into the quick when I try to read his stuff. It's akin to taking my vitamins - I know it's good for me to read someone like Halberstam, but my throat and likewise my brain goes into lockdown mode whenever I try.
I want chocolate, wine, and a hint of raunch! Bring on that Patricia Cornwell, Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child, or even a rerun of Dame Agatha. Maybe if I am really throwing all pretenses aside, I might be tempted with a Rosemary Rogers or two. Don't knock Sweet Savage Love until you've nibbled a page or two. (I will say that SSL was the best of her bodice-rippers, and I have been disappointed in any of the others - Fabio cover or not.)
Speaking of Rippers, did I tell you the one about...oh, yeah, why I read. (This is part of my problem, I am somewhat ADD in my thought processes.)
Yes, well, on the subject of Rippers, I will sometimes get in a kind of time warp and want to read everything available about a person or place, i.e. Jack, the Ripper. Or, maybe it is Civil War era stories, like Killer Angels.
Hey, I can hold my own at any fisherman's pub on the subject of Captain Kidd.
I always get a bit squirmy when I compare my booklist to someone else's. Then, I get a case of the so-many-books, so-little-time vapors and think I shouldn't be wasting my reading time with junk.
Ahh, well.
If I succumb to my latest medical adventure, don't send flowers; just fill my cowboy style pine coffin with a few McMurtrys, maybe a couple of Victoria Holt's, and perhaps a Tony Hillerman and I'll be set for wherever I land up next.
Oh, I forgot. I want to be cremated and scattered across the Big Bend.
For good measure, you can send those books on now if'n you want.
Passionate Kisses & Nasty Bugs
In Ye Olde William S's time, these two phrases went hand and hand...er, pilgrim lips to blushing ones?
Much as I love a goodnight smooch, I told Kman we might ought to lay off our favorite past time due to the indubitable fact we have swapped some might cantankerous germs.
I think I started the whole cultivation - probably acquired from too many grocery cart handles, and from being in and out of my mother's assisted living building. Since right after Turkey Day I have fought an URI (upper respiratory infection for you laymen) off and on. Right after Christmas, Kman took the croup.
Last Wednesday night, I coughed my right lung out. Yep, flopped right on out like a half-dead crappie, wiggling on an invisible hook. Thursday morning found the left one arguing with me.
I capitulated (love using that word, just don't get the chance often enough) and called upon higher medical powers, my doctor. I have a manageable case of pneumonia.
So, if my writings seem somewhat odd, blame it on the Leviquin and the Medrol dose pak, the depletion of serious oxygen and piss-poor sleep.
Much as I love a goodnight smooch, I told Kman we might ought to lay off our favorite past time due to the indubitable fact we have swapped some might cantankerous germs.
I think I started the whole cultivation - probably acquired from too many grocery cart handles, and from being in and out of my mother's assisted living building. Since right after Turkey Day I have fought an URI (upper respiratory infection for you laymen) off and on. Right after Christmas, Kman took the croup.
Last Wednesday night, I coughed my right lung out. Yep, flopped right on out like a half-dead crappie, wiggling on an invisible hook. Thursday morning found the left one arguing with me.
I capitulated (love using that word, just don't get the chance often enough) and called upon higher medical powers, my doctor. I have a manageable case of pneumonia.
So, if my writings seem somewhat odd, blame it on the Leviquin and the Medrol dose pak, the depletion of serious oxygen and piss-poor sleep.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Little Monkey Dude
Monday, January 05, 2009
I've Been Gizmo'd
Christmas brought two new electronic gadgets to the CP household:
(1) An Ion USB Turntable
(2) A VuPoint 35mm Slide and Negative Converter
The turntable was a gift from a son and a daughter, and the slide converter I bought for myself to turn about a gazillion slides into digital photos for my daughters as a special Christmas surprise.
Egads and little cowboys, these two gizmos are major time eaters! Considering the gazillion slides and the 367 albums (which you have to multiply times 2 for full recordings), I have enough "work" to carry me through to the next millennium it seems.
Suffice to say, I did not complete the slide project by December 25th, but I did have enough done to burn a set of 150 slides to disc for my girls. Only about 500 more slides to go...
The turntable came with two types of software - one that is beginner/novice easy and the other requires someone with a masters degree in sound technology. I have no idea how to do more than try to remove a few pops and whistles. Even then, if not careful, you can "clean" the file so much the sound is substantially reduced to something unlistenable.
Audacity -good name for this software. I am overwhelmed when looking at all the technical jargon for this program.
Anyone else get gizmo'd for Christmas? I must learn to be careful what I ask Santa for next year...
(1) An Ion USB Turntable
(2) A VuPoint 35mm Slide and Negative Converter
The turntable was a gift from a son and a daughter, and the slide converter I bought for myself to turn about a gazillion slides into digital photos for my daughters as a special Christmas surprise.
Egads and little cowboys, these two gizmos are major time eaters! Considering the gazillion slides and the 367 albums (which you have to multiply times 2 for full recordings), I have enough "work" to carry me through to the next millennium it seems.
Suffice to say, I did not complete the slide project by December 25th, but I did have enough done to burn a set of 150 slides to disc for my girls. Only about 500 more slides to go...
The turntable came with two types of software - one that is beginner/novice easy and the other requires someone with a masters degree in sound technology. I have no idea how to do more than try to remove a few pops and whistles. Even then, if not careful, you can "clean" the file so much the sound is substantially reduced to something unlistenable.
Audacity -good name for this software. I am overwhelmed when looking at all the technical jargon for this program.
Anyone else get gizmo'd for Christmas? I must learn to be careful what I ask Santa for next year...


...The biographical equivalent of 12 hour chili - Sticks to the ribs! -

