Friday, July 30, 2010
Mixed Fruit Blues

How is it from a counter bin full of nice strawberry and blackberry jam packlets, I always manage to grab a mixed fruit?
Conspiracy, I tell you, conspiracy.
Kinda like,"Yay! It's Friday!" - "but, bummer I still have to work until 5:30 PM" feeling.
Yeah, Fridays are a mixed fruit sort of day.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Where I'm From in Video
Texas Monthly Magazine recently had a amateur video contest with a topic of "Where I'm From". I love this one, The Last Frontier, from Brandy Amstel who describes growing up in the Big Bend region of far west Texas.
While you're there, take a look at the other submissions. Good stuff.
While you're there, take a look at the other submissions. Good stuff.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Coding Wars
*UPDATE
I fixed it, I fixed it!
I think I screwed up messing with blogger template. I did the very thing I always warn newbies about - didn't back up my old template.
Stay tuned for more dumb blonde stories...
I fixed it, I fixed it!
I think I screwed up messing with blogger template. I did the very thing I always warn newbies about - didn't back up my old template.
Stay tuned for more dumb blonde stories...
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Odessa, Texas
I don't remember when or how I found Glenn Justice's blog, Glenn's Texas History Blog, but the answer is unimportant...I know about it now! If you are a Texas history buff, or just a casual dabbler, you'll find a treasure trove of information at Glenn's place.
A goodly portion of my visitors/readers have never been to Texas, much less to Odessa, Texas. Odessa was a "cowtown" until 1926 when oil was found by the Cosden Petroleum Company on the A. B. Connel ranch. Everything since then has been about bubbling crude.
I've never had any fondness for either Odessa or Midland; smelly flatland towns with nothing very memorable about them. Oh, the folks there are hardworking and important to the economy of the state, but the scenery there just ain't what I would term "pitcher-esk", (helping you enunciate Texas style, pod'ner). And yes, Laura Bush is from Midland. Whoop-dee-doo.
Back to the subject....
Glenn has written a short post on the history of Odessa, it's possible namesake, and a little vignette on some of the town's quirky citizenry. (I loved the story about the hidden tin box sealed up in a cornerstone of the old courthouse.)
Stop by and read, Odessa - Cowtown to Boomtown 1881-1926. Tell Glenn that Pattie sent ya.
OH! And don't miss this tidbit on Chief Quanah Parker. I love it!
Aside: I found this story about Quanah and his mother at another online link:
A goodly portion of my visitors/readers have never been to Texas, much less to Odessa, Texas. Odessa was a "cowtown" until 1926 when oil was found by the Cosden Petroleum Company on the A. B. Connel ranch. Everything since then has been about bubbling crude.
I've never had any fondness for either Odessa or Midland; smelly flatland towns with nothing very memorable about them. Oh, the folks there are hardworking and important to the economy of the state, but the scenery there just ain't what I would term "pitcher-esk", (helping you enunciate Texas style, pod'ner). And yes, Laura Bush is from Midland. Whoop-dee-doo.
Back to the subject....
Glenn has written a short post on the history of Odessa, it's possible namesake, and a little vignette on some of the town's quirky citizenry. (I loved the story about the hidden tin box sealed up in a cornerstone of the old courthouse.)
Stop by and read, Odessa - Cowtown to Boomtown 1881-1926. Tell Glenn that Pattie sent ya.
OH! And don't miss this tidbit on Chief Quanah Parker. I love it!
Aside: I found this story about Quanah and his mother at another online link:
Quanah, Descendant From a Prominent Texas Family.
Jack Purmatah, Quanah, Sada-techka, Comanches, Loud Talker, Kiowa, accompanied by H.P. Jones interpreter are at present our guests.
Quanah is the son of a Texas white woman, whose surname, Parker, is that by which one of the counties of that state is today recognized.
This woman, when a child, was captured by a raiding band of Comanches. Alienation from home soon bred forgetfulness, and by the time maturity was reached she had become so inoculated with the habits and practices of her captors as not to be distinguished from the women of that tribe. Her identity was almost entirely lost by a union with Put-tark, a Comanche, by whom she had three children. A few years later the hostile Comanches raided the Texas border, Put-tark’s wife followed in his wake, when, by a strange chance of fortune she was recaptured by the whites.
It was not long until the fact of this capture reached the ears of the surviving brother of the woman’s father.
Impelled by the thought that the captive and his lost niece might be one and the same, Mr. Parker hastened to Fort Worth in the hope of proving this identity.
After an interview in which fruitless efforts vere made on the part of the interpreter to call up some forgotten memory of the past, Mr. Parker turned away disheartened and disappointed.
Stopping and looking back he said, “I will make one last throw, we called the little one Cynthia Ann.” Before the interpreter could speak, the woman bounded upon her feet and striking her breast cried in Comanche:
"Me! Me!”
That we “love our chains” was perhaps never better illustrated than in this case. Back to those of her own blood she was carried but she yearned for the people of her adoption.
Gladly would she have sacrificed the ease and comfort of her life for some word of her boys. This longing wore her life away before she learned that one had been killed in the raid in which she was taken, while Quanah lives to advocate progressive measures for the uplifting of his people.
Quanah’s maternal inheritance consists of two leagues of land granted by the Texas Legislature in recognition of the curious facts of his history, and also a portrait of his mother which is at present among the features of the exhibit
of the state of Texas at the New Orleans Exposition.
THE MORNING STAR -or- EADLE KEATAH TOH., February 1885.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Travel Texas!
I have a new travel blog: Travel Texas!
Decided to take advantage of the new .co domains and post mine and Kman's various Lone Star travels there.
First post listed today is actually a repeat from Texas Trifles and I may move some more over to the travel blog, so if you are a long time fan, you may recognize a few.
I might even entertain some advertisement at the newest TT - Travel Texas. Feel free to add the new place to your sidebar *smile*!
Decided to take advantage of the new .co domains and post mine and Kman's various Lone Star travels there.
First post listed today is actually a repeat from Texas Trifles and I may move some more over to the travel blog, so if you are a long time fan, you may recognize a few.
I might even entertain some advertisement at the newest TT - Travel Texas. Feel free to add the new place to your sidebar *smile*!
Epic Rap Battle
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Hemingway on Critics
God knows, people who are paid to have attitudes toward things, professional critics, make me sick; camp-following eunuchs of literature. They won’t even whore. They’re all virtuous and sterile. And how well meaning and high minded. But they’re all camp-followers.— Ernest Hemingway
Roses in December

"God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December". J.M Barrie
He was "Uncle Zeb" to his friends and neighbors and "Papa" to his children and grandchildren. A good steward of his land, Papa lived as harmoniously as one man can with nature. Peanut farmers from miles around would come to hear his horticultural wisdom, much more valuable than any almanac. The sun was his taskmaster; he rose early before Sol could catch him aslumber, and went to bed with the last fingers of light still streaking across the low horizon. Its been said he could work magic with rain; sitting patiently on his front porch stoop silently coaxing angry clouds to loosen their tears upon his fields, then returning indoors when his vigilance was rewarded.

The Old Homeplace in 2003
He raised his family in the old homestead; no indoor plumbing or electricity. In the late 40's his son-in-law and the nephew built a new house for Papa and Mama just a half-mile or so from the old place. Mama moved up right away, the luxury of water at the easy turn of a faucet handle instead of a cranky handpump a most welcomed gift. Papa sat it out for three weeks, refusing to budge from the place he knew as home. Late one evening just about dark-thirty, Mama saw him slowly walking up the dirt lane, an ancient trunk filled with his few belongings hoisted on his shoulder and a look of stubborn pride in his face. Whether it was from loneliness, or the lack of hot supper, the old fella had moved to the offending new abode. Some things wouldn't change - Papa thought having a toilet indoors was heathen and unclean thus took his daily constitutionals in the outhouse by the mule barn.
In 1947, Papa planted a red rose bush just off the edge of the front porch, his one frivolous gardening concession. Like his peanuts and his orchard, it thrived in the sandy soil.

Papa and his roses in 1963
Years have passed and the clouds have no more magic; Stagg cemetery has grown with headstones and families are rejoined under the same loam that once provided their sustenance. The new place is now in as much disheaval as the old homestead; plaster falling from the ceiling, birds roosting in the top of an old lamp, and deer sleeping in the tall weeds of the once neatly mowed front lawn. An ancient pear tree still bears a few small fruits and the berry vines struggle through the briars. No Sleeping Beauty here, just the land's remembrance of its once more cultivated self.
A couple of weeks ago, Kman and I spied something bright red up near the front porch of the "new place". Gingerly, we made our way through the hip-high weeds and patches of poison oak. A lone rose blossom was bravely clinging to a spindly stalk, stretching towards the few rays of sun that found a way to shine through the overgrowth. Taking a sharpshooter from the back of the Expedition, Kman very gently dug up the rose bush, keeping as much of the dirt ball around the roots as he could. Driving back to Cowtown, we planted it in our backyard garden next to the antique fence railing on the upper terrace. With a little dose of Miracle Grow for Roses and a lot of kind words, we are hoping to keep this small memory of Kman's grandparents alive. Perhaps a tiny spark of that magical farming spirit remains deep within the tough fibers of the old rose and we will be successful in our transplant attempt, much as Mama was those many years ago with Papa.
When the blossoms come again, I will remember the hardscrabble life these people lived and the image of a late afternoon when Papa trudged the path to the new house with a trunk on his shoulder and a begrudged acceptance of change.
Belly Up to the Beauty Bar, Gals!
* Again from the I Write Like site....
I knew today was gonna be bad. I left the house without refining my pores. Every wannabe pageant queen knows that spells t-r-o-u-b-l-e in the world of beauty. Just mention sleeping with day-old makeup on at the female powerlunch table and you are greeted with rows of raised, but deftly waxed eyebrows, giving the eerie feeling of having lunch with with a group of hoot owls.
"You know what happened to Destiny DeVine? She never washed her make-up off at night, scared someone might see her barefaced (a no-can-do for a head cheerleader). She is more wrinkled now than one of those ugly dogs - a Sharpie? All because she left Cover Girl liquid foundation two inches thick on her face for years on end, the nasty fake orangey tan color, at that." Wise owlish nods all around the table.
The talk turns to the Counter of Beauty at the local Suburban Bloat Mall, which moisturizer works the best and what will keep the fountain of youth forever gushing. I make the mistake of saying I use Dollar Store baby-oil to remove mascara, then just wash my face with whatever bodywash happens to be in the shower. Sudden embarrassed silence; this is a mean crowd. For the next half-hour I am given a crash course in Cleansing for Goddesses. Rule Number One: NEVER EVER MIX BRANDS. If you start with a Lady Godiva cleansing bar, then you must have the facial scrub, toner and night cream from Her Costly Highness. Don't you dare wash with Clinique, and follow with Rexal witch hazel, hell no! Nevermind that the Clinique toner (and one MUST be toned) - is 80% distilled water and 20% generic witch hazel and rubbing alcohol. Scary urban legends follow these admonishments with what happens to women who randomly accessorize beauty regimens.
It would appear that some women are willing to forfeit their firstborn's college education to have their bathroom cabinets reflect this fanatical dedication to skin care, and their men better damn well appreciate it. No Beauty School Dropouts here, these women have their own personal esthetician write out uniquely tailored prescriptions for eradicating every blotchiness and deep impurity. Who wants to walk around in public with all their impurities showing? Ugly images and thoughts come to mind, like dingy underwear with holes or bras that have lost their underwiring.
Just reading the words on the designer bottles will make you feel gorgeous before you even open the lid: radiant, revitalizing, luminous, nourished, hydrated, and infused with ingredients that belong on your refrigerator door shelf: almond, chamomile, citrus, avocado oil and honey.
Now, I guess I better hide my Udderly Smooth Udder Cream under the vanity sink behind the half-used jars of Noxema, the ones with the brown-crusted leftover cream around the rim, before any of these gently exfoliated ladies drop by for a visit. Wouldn't want them to think I have unrefined pores. Yep, that's the way it is for us Marilyn Monroe types.
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Happy Birthday, Lolita!
Do It Texas Style
Get you some Hacienda Brothers! Chris Gaffney - RIP, we miss ya!
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Dead and Dying Little Town
Not Ringling as the Jimmy Buffett song goes, but Robert Lee, Texas. Kman and I were there last weekend to visit with family and I snapped this Joad-ish abode photo.
(Note, someone was living in this quaint little house, but no one we knew.)
Both comical and sad - the heart-shaped shutters someone thought would spruce the place up...a coat of white paint would have been the better value!
Here's the tune, Ringling Ringling, though the accompanying video is of dying little towns in Missouri - could be the same photos of most small Texas towns.
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Team Edward or Team Elvis?
Several of my daughters are quite enamoured of the "Twilight" books and movies, and it has become a silly point of pride with myself that I have not succumbed to the scintillating charms of Edward Cullen or Jacob Black. Be it a generational gap or the beguiling but baby-faced beauty of said hunky heroes, I just don't get the rapid heartbeat or that special thigh tingle reportedly experienced when in the throes of a "Twilight" fix.
Not that I am a virgin to that delightful hormonal high...
Women of my age (good gawd that is an annoying phrase) can certainly relate; our youthful fantasies were fed with the same worship for skinny smooth-faced Romeo's:
But, the one constant flame for women of almost any age to ignite an inner sizzle from is this Magic Man:
Edward Cullen, I'm sorry, but comparing you to Elvis is like choosing between a Bic lighter and a flame-thrower. Elvis was blessed with testosterone-infused smooth southern gentleman charm that romance-starved women, young and old, first experienced with Rhett Butler. But even Rhett NEVER had lips and hips like Elvis....no sir-ree.
I asked one daughter to list the charms of Edward Cullen for me and I would compare those to of Magic Man Elvis:
- gentleman
- sing you to sleep
- loyal
- mysterious
- moves fast
- tender
- romantic
Edward Cullen
Can any breathing female deny Elvis had all that in spades? And let's not forget, unlike Edward Cullen or Rhett Butler, Elvis was REAL, and not a literary character to whom an author can give super powers of seduction or physical prowess.
Elvis IS the King forever more; Edward, you simply suck.



...The biographical equivalent of 12 hour chili - Sticks to the ribs! -

